Casual

Messiah Simulator

A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious...

2 GB 11.05.2026 187 views

Description

A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.

Screenshots

System requirements

Minimum

OS
Windows 10
CPU
Intel Core i3 2.5 GHz or AMD equivalent
RAM
4 GB RAM
GPU
Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalent
DirectX
Version 11
Storage
2 GB

Recommended

OS
Windows 10
CPU
Intel Core i3 2.5 GHz or AMD equivalent
RAM
4 GB RAM
GPU
Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalent
DirectX
Version 11
Storage
2 GB